Commandments of Mustang Owning

[Taylor02GT]

1.) Thou shall keep the mustang clean at all times. This is refering to modifications and physical cleanliness

2.) Manditory mods for the mustang will always be lowering springs, chin spoiler, grille delete, exhaust, and rims

3.) Rims larger than 18" must be passed before purchase by a council of 3.8 members. This council will always exclude members with rims larger that 18". Rims larger than 20" are never exceptable and punishable by stoning

4.) Projectors = Castration Altezza or Euro Taillights = Castration.

5.) Bright florecent paint will never see the light on a mustang, it shall only be applied to hondas

6.) Underbody neons are not for mustangs, unless you are "special" like Raymond ( )

7.) If you want "fast" car, dont get a v6 unless you have serious cash to mod it with

8.) Vinyls are limited, choose wisely.

9.) (for the guys) Women in your mustang must be at least and 8 out of 10 on the hotness scale. If you are not sure, post pics and we will tell you. If you are sure, post pics anyways

10.) Waving to another mustang owner is now manditory in every state

11.) Learn how to take good pictures before posting pictures of your car

12.) (for autos) do not put your car in neutral and roll back at stop signs to make it look like you have an manual

13.) Do not say that the wine you hear is your SC setup when in reality its just your power steering

14) Thou shall not hate thy Mustang Brothrine for having a faster or slower car

15.) Thou shall laugh and shake your head at every ricer you see

16.) Thou shall not drive around with a body kit and no paint and just primer

17.) Thou shall not put a Fart Cannon on thy Mustang

18.) Thou shall not mis-badge thy Mustang to make it appear to be something it is not(SC, GT,Cobra, ex.)...doing this will result in being raped 5 times by Michael Jackson

19.) A reminder if you have forgotten: Projectors = Castration

20.) Rims that are not in chrome/polished/machined/black/athracite/or hypercoated must be approved by the same council of 3.8members. White rims are rarely ok

21.) Black Widow body kits are the body kits of lucifer himself, and are no way acceptable on a mustang

22.) Stick with Tail Light tint if you want a "different" look for your tail lights. If you can find them, 99 Cobra's are also an option

23.) When moding your car in ANY way, take your time and do it right. absolutly NO half assed jobs(DO IT RIGHT OR DONT DO IT AT ALL, plenty of members here with advice for how to do things right. ASK!)

24.) Thou shall not put car magnets of favorite NASCAR drivers on thier cars, trailer hitches (for god knows why), or CB antennas on your mustang.

25.) If thou does race it shall be from a dig. Racing from a roll is not racing, launching the car has to do more with skill then pure horsepower.

26.) Carbon Fiber is only to be used when getting rid of weight for drag type set-ups. Carbon Fiber used to improve apearance should only be used on civics

27.) Thee must avoid all puddles if plausable on the road; then have a towel and some quick detailer in the trunk in case you can not.

28.) Thou must turn down the radio to hear another mustangs exhaust as they pass by.

29.) Thou must make your ricer friends crap their pants on their first ride along.

30.) 3.8 Mustang owners MUST spend two hours a night on 3.8mustang or not use the internet at all.

31.) It is feasible by god to kill any mustang owner who continues to rice out there mustang. Please try to stop them and suggest mustang websites and 3.8mustang.com to make sure they mod right. If anything let them post pics of their car and 19mustang95, Raymond, and 2000white3.8 will get them in the right dirrection (not so nicely)

32.) Tail Light covers shall never see the light on a mustang...ever. Here is a link to show you what will happen if you even think of purchasing them.

33.) 99% of the time mysteed is correct about what you should do with your car. Whether you like it or not, quit joking with yourself and do what he says. He is truth.

AMENDMENTS:
1st Amendment: 2nd Commandment. Chin spoilers are not manditory mods for pre99 mustangs

2nd Amendment: Commandment 10. Waving meaning any motion of the hand/foot( )/or head to signify respect

3rd amendment: Comandment 18: Fender badges that have a uniqueness to the car such as "232" or "v6" are okay.

4th Amendment: Comandment 2. Exhaust is limited to dumps, turn downs, or duals. Exhaust tips from autozone, wal-mart, or meijer or not acceptable unless a temporary fix (you could just cut the rusty tip off)

5th Amendment: Comandment 30. For Raymond it is a minimum of 7 hours a day ( ).

6th Amendment: Comandment 33. Newbies, dont mess with mysteed. It will lead to your death on 3.8 mustang. This could be you n00bs. If you are really a nOOb, click on "this".

7th Amendment: Comandment 33. Don't **** with people on this site. We (especailly BadAssStang and Jester4Kicks) own the web, we will find you out, hunt you down, and pwn you like never before. You really don't wanna end up like this guy.


Disclamer: The commandments above are subject to my legal rights and are my opinions only. Adding your own amendments is ok but must follow the same text. Shadowgreystang, or any alias, is NOT liable for any accidents caused by the 2nd ammendment.

[Raymond]

Someone was bored.

[Taylor02GT]

Originally Posted by Raymond

Someone was bored.

very

[punypony]

numbers 2 and ten could stand to change...just add exhaust to number 2, and make number 10 rev at and you have it made

[sk84life]

[Taylor02GT]

2 is fixed

[Jiggab00]

This thread =

[TheBoss]

I do number 12 But thats because its just habit to throw my car in neutral at lights.

[alex33x@hotmail]

I dont like to lower my cars.

[V6 SSTANG]

**** ford power steering

[Taylor02GT]

Originally Posted by alex33x@hotmail

I dont like to lower my cars.

shame on you
read my disclamer at the bottom of the original post hehe

Originally Posted by V6 SSTANG

**** ford power steering

werd

[V6 SSTANG]

Originally Posted by shadowgreystang

shame on you
read my disclamer at the bottom of the original post hehe



werd

I think thats one thing they could never get right.

[alex33x@hotmail]

Originally Posted by shadowgreystang

shame on you
read my disclamer at the bottom of the original post hehe

The reason I dont like it is because then I hit the spoiler on curbs. lol

I was to put the roush front bumper on this car and that rides kinda of low, if I lower the car ir would be even lower which would make it a hazard.

[dougiefresheq]

4.) Projectors = Castration

i broke number 4 OMG

[matthews.stang]

Originally Posted by dougiefresheq

4.) Projectors = Castration

i broke number 4 OMG

Projectors done right can look good.

[19mustang95]

Originally Posted by matthews.stang

Projectors done right can look good.

well there enlies the problem, no one has done them right.

[dougiefresheq]

how do you do projectors right? if they are like only 2 styles to pick from and 2 colors? :P

[Taylor02GT]

factory cars with projectors look pretty dang good, we esablished this in the B&A section in a thread about projectors. Mustang aftermarket projectors TO ME look crammed into the houseing and really out of place

[bj350hp]

Originally Posted by shadowgreystang

factory cars with projectors look pretty dang good, we esablished this in the B&A section in a thread about projectors. Mustang aftermarket projectors TO ME look crammed into the houseing and really out of place

they could make good Projectors for are car If they designed them right..

But as of right now all that is out there is poop

[Ronnycage V3.8]

I need to lower and do exhaust

and sell my m90!

[JumpInTheFire]

no ricer wing

no mirror window tint (or half n half tint)

no euros

no stickers or sayings

i did this (obviously)... i look back at it and realize how dumb that stuff looked. thats the past.

[Ronnycage V3.8]

Originally Posted by JumpInTheFire

no ricer wing

no mirror window tint (or half n half tint)

no euros

no stickers or sayings

i did this (obviously)... i look back at it and realize how dumb that stuff looked. thats the past.

if by euros you mean altezzas DEF a commandment that can be attached to no projectors

[bj350hp]

Originally Posted by JumpInTheFire

no ricer wing

no mirror window tint (or half n half tint)

no euros

no stickers or sayings

i did this (obviously)... i look back at it and realize how dumb that stuff looked. thats the past.

lol dude its all part of modding a car. I have bought so many parts try-ed them out and then got something Different. (Iv had 4 sets of wheels on my mustang. )

[Ronnycage V3.8]

Originally Posted by bj350hp

lol dude its all part of modding a car. I have bought so many parts try-ed them out and then got something Different. (Iv had 4 sets of wheels on my mustang. )

did you ever put on a terminator wing... very unlikely.

[JumpInTheFire]

Originally Posted by Ronnycage V3.8

did you ever put on a terminator wing... very unlikely.

i called it the batman wing

[Taylor02GT]

if you guys want to add commandments just add them in your posts
just say:

14.)...

i really wana see what all we can come up with.

[Jokah]

no fake badges, if its not a GT dont put GT, if its not a cobra, dont put cobra emblems on the fenders!

dont half ass paint your interior, do it right if your going to do it.

no colored/chrome windshield wipers either

[mysteed]

I think that #2 needs to be tweaked a bit for 99+'s cause pre99's come without the honeycomb and chin spoilers look terrible on our bodystyle.

[Raymond]

Originally Posted by TheBoss

I do number 12 But thats because its just habit to throw my car in neutral at lights.

why??

[Taylor02GT]

Originally Posted by Raymond

why??

my thoughts exactly