Commandments of Mustang Owning

[Taylor02GT]

Originally Posted by 1998232v6

new and improved list

yep, good list. lets see some more. i know yall have them

[Taylor02GT]

Originally Posted by DanTheMan18

I just wonder, in the event that I would get pulled over for such an act, how the Commandments of Mustang Owning (COMO? Como estas?) would hold up in court?

"Ladies and gentleman of the jury, the 10th Commandment clearly states that he must gesture towards other Mustangs on the road, and the 2nd ammendment grants him the choice of head, hand, or foot. My client has done nothing wrong. You cannot charge him when he was simply showing respect!"

Disclamer: Shadowgreystang is NOT liable for any accidents caused by the 2nd ammendment

[silver6stang02]

Originally Posted by bj350hp

they could make good Projectors for are car If they designed them right..

But as of right now all that is out there is poop

werd!~

[Taylor02GT]

I think COMO should be used in the B&A section from now on. if you don't know what COMO means please read above. DantheMan was the abreviator

[Taylor02GT]

1.) Thou shall keep the mustang clean at all times. This is refering to modifications and physical cleanliness

2.) Manditory mods for the mustang will always be lowering springs, chin spoiler, grille delete, exhaust, and rims

3.) Rims larger than 18" must be passed before purchase by a council of 3.8 members. This council will always exclude members with rims larger that 18". Rims larger than 20" are never exceptable and punishable by stoning

4.) Projectors = Castration Altezza or Euro Taillights = Castration.

5.) Bright florecent paint will never see the light on a mustang, it shall only be applied to hondas

6.) Underbody neons are not for mustangs, unless you are "special" like Raymond ( )

7.) If you want "fast" car, dont get a v6 unless you have serious cash to mod it with

8.) Vinyls are limited, choose wisely.

9.) (for the guys) Women in your mustang must be at least and 8 out of 10 on the hotness scale. If you are not sure, post pics and we will tell you. If you are sure, post pics anyways

10.) Waving to another mustang owner is now manditory in every state

11.) Learn how to take good pictures before posting pictures of your car

12.) (for autos) do not put your car in neutral and roll back at stop signs to make it look like you have an manual

13.) Do not say that the wine you hear is your SC setup when in reality its just your power steering

14) Thou shall not hate thy Mustang Brothrine for having a faster or slower car

15.) Thou shall laugh and shake your head at every ricer you see

16.) Thou shall not drive around with a body kit and no paint and just primer

17.) Thou shall not put a Fart Cannon on thy Mustang

18.) Thou shall not mis-badge thy Mustang to make it appear to be something it is not(SC, GT,Cobra, ex.)...doing this will result in being raped 5 times by Michael Jackson

19.) A reminder if you have forgotten: Projectors = Castration

20.) Rims that are not in chrome/polished/machined/black/athracite/or hypercoated must be approved by the same council of 3.8members. White rims are rarely ok

21.) Black Widow body kits are the body kits of lucifer himself, and are no way acceptable on a mustang

22.) Stick with Tail Light tint if you want a "different" look for your tail lights. If you can find them, 99 Cobra's are also an option

23.) When moding your car in ANY way, take your time and do it right. absolutly NO half assed jobs(DO IT RIGHT OR DONT DO IT AT ALL,plenty of members here with advice for how to do things right. ASK!)

24.) Thou shall not put car magnets of favorite NASCAR drives on thier cars, trailer hitches (for god knows why), or CB antennas on your mustang.


AMENDMENTS:
1st Amendment: 2nd Commandment. Chin spoilers are not manditory mods for pre99 mustangs

2nd Amendment: Commandment 10. Waving meaning any motion of the hand/foot( )/or head to signify respect

3rd Amendment: Comandment 18. Fender badges that have a uniqueness to the car such as "232" or "v6" are okay.

4th Amendment: Comandment 2. Exhaust is limited to dumps, turn downs, or duals. Exhaust tips from autozone, wal-mart, or meijer or not acceptable unless a temporary fix (you could just cut the rusty tip off)

Disclamer: The commandments above are subject to my legal rights and are my opinions only. Adding your own amendments is ok but must follow the same text. Shadowgreystang, or any alias, is NOT liable for any accidents caused by the 2nd ammendment.

[96 Stang]

church







haha wow. that felt really stupid to say that.

anyways, good list

[Shutta]

so true..... so necessary......




thank you

[TheBoss]

This list should be available to every mustang owner... and they should read it before buying their mustang

[Ronnycage V3.8]

Originally Posted by TheBoss

This list should be available to every mustang owner... and they should read it before buying their mustang

aint that the truth!

[Shutta]

I Call for a sticky!!!!!

[sk84life]

i 2nd

[1998232v6]

Originally Posted by sk84life

i 2nd

i 3rd!!!and the motion passes!!!

[greenstang232]

Why is there no 19th commandment?

[matthews.stang]

Originally Posted by greenstang232

Why is there no 19th commandment?

19.) See below.

[totenkopf13]

Originally Posted by shadowgreystang

20.) Rims that are not in chrome/polished/machined/black/athracite/or hypercoated must be approved by the same council of 3.8members. White rims are rarely ok

[Drummer_Mojo]

Great read man

[Stevo182]

3rd amendment: Comandment 18: Fender badges that have a uniqueness to the car such as "232" or "v6" are okay.

[Taylor02GT]

Originally Posted by greenstang232

Why is there no 19th commandment?

temorary fix
see list above

Originally Posted by Stevo182

3rd amendment: Comandment 18: Fender badges that have a uniqueness to the car such as "232" or "v6" are okay.

ill fix that as well

[Taylor02GT]

Originally Posted by totenkopf13

that was about you

[Taylor02GT]

Ammendment was added, #19 fixed for time being

[totenkopf13]

Originally Posted by shadowgreystang

that was about you

Nice.

[Taylor02GT]

Originally Posted by totenkopf13

Nice.

i used to hate white rims, and i even told you once i hated them. But they have slowly grown on me




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i can't believe out of all the people on this forum, there aren't more people adding new mustang rules

[Ronnycage V3.8]

Originally Posted by shadowgreystang

Ammendment was added, #19 fixed for time being

19= rad!!!

[Taylor02GT]

Originally Posted by Ronnycage V3.8

19= rad!!!

[Ronnycage V3.8]

Originally Posted by shadowgreystang

shouldnt the no altezzas be calculated into that ammendment?

[Taylor02GT]

Originally Posted by Ronnycage V3.8

shouldnt the no altezzas be calculated into that ammendment?

fixed in 4th commandment


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commandments 22 and 23 added

[Stevo182]

Originally Posted by shadowgreystang

fixed in 4th commandment


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commandments 22 and 23 added

Awww...so unfair. My car had carbon fiber altezzas when I bought it and they actually look really nice with it. I've gotten quite a few compliments on them. Of course it's a completely white exterior stang though.

[Stevo182]

I also have blackout headlights o.O
Now I'm worried...

[totenkopf13]

Originally Posted by shadowgreystang

i used to hate white rims, and i even told you once i hated them. But they have slowly grown on me

Yeah, I remember. I didn't comment on same. Its all good.

No. 20 is ok by me.

[Ronnycage V3.8]

23.) When moding your car in ANY way, take your time and do it right. absolutly NO half assed jobs. (DO IT RIGHT OR DONT DO IT AT ALL,plenty of members here with advice for how to do things right. ASK!)